Me: Alex, we can't watch this show. It's not appropriate.Alex: But I LIKE inproprate!!
Man at the Post Office: This weather stinks!
Alex: So does my butt!
Aurora: How do you know that?
Me: Because I'm smart!
Aurora: Nu-uh, your Mom told you, didn't she?
Me: Sit up and eat.
Aurora: Sorry, I only hear sentences that are positive and end with 'please.'
Aurora: Your mouth is bigger than mine.
Me: No it's not, I don't talk as much as you do.
Aurora: You don't have as much to say.
